MISCHIEF-IN-THE-MAKING

Seriously people, seriously??? Carpel and it's cause!

2010-07-10T12:44:00.000-07:00

Seriously people, seriously???
so last night I was watching the old episodes of the hills, super bored and limited channels, don't hate. On a side note, I must say that Heidi was so much prettier in the first season than ever, compared to how she looks now after playing "let's stuff the turkey" with her face.
so yeah, The Hills, and then I got the wonderful opportunity to learn about the SHAKE WEIGHT!!!! It's a weight that you shake up and down, and well the motion is supposed to create a surge of energy hahahahaha - can't say or type that with a straight face - and build muscles. Do you really expect me to believe that it's primary purpose is for fitness??
Have they not seen the commercials they made???
For your viewing pleasure I've included them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw

I personally think it's a tool to help your hands annnnnnnnd arms stay in the fittest condition possible for extra curricular activities...but then again, that's just me saying.
There's a version for men and for women, which I find pointless....but who is to say? LOL. I always thought that regardless of whose hands are on your umm "weight" (pronounced "package/penis"), the motions were the same, but to each his own, and to each sex, his/her own shake weight. Maybe the colours are different and the one for men prevents that umm "double touch" feeling that is not experienced when a woman is "shaking" your "weight".
Well, with all the oohs and ahhhhs in the commercial, can you blame me? My mind is not idle (just look from 1:39-1:41, and you tell me?). Hope you enjoy... I mean, can you be more excited? I can't wait to get my hands on one! Make sure to shake your weight lots this week and if your hands cramp up, you can always just tell people you've got carpel tunnel syndrome. Easy!
TTFN
Tah tah for now
Mischiefmaker

And you...shall be called...WILL.

2010-03-02T17:15:00.000-08:00

So it's about time I wrote something, nuhuh? agreed!
Basically not much has been on my mind, other than a few tidbits here and there. So I've decided to make a weekly thing called POUI aka. pieces of useless information. Maybe one day if you're on a game show, it might come in handy :), and if you win, don't forget: god said to share!
POUI1. The rhino beetle although cute and small is the strongest animal in the world. He lifts 850 times his own weight which is prettttttty cool to me, seeing as I can't even do a push up.
POUI2. Peach blush is apparently a universally flattering colour........but if you are unlucky like me and you have a pretty much red face allllll the time, I highly doubt adding peach to the mix will be helpful. I wish they made green blush, or yellow blush, I hear those colours counteract redness, but I digress.
POUI3. Why is the short name for William NOT Will???
I was busy thinking...when one of my friends called me over to ask me if I thought "Bob and Pat" were boring parent names.
First thought I had was, whose Pat and Bob and does this really matter? But YES, it does matter, because unfortunately if you name your child William one day, he cannot be called "willy" for short, he has to be called Bill, because someone somewhere says so. Is Pat for Patrick or Patricia...and what's the long name for Bob, assuming that Bob is the short. Bob is short for Robert, so who the hell is Rob? Really, this is such a mess. It means I can call my child Latifah, and give her the nick name Paul, even though neither have anything to do with the other. The randomness of names, and titles just really amuse me. So for future reference, if you see a kid in a school called Consuela, but her "nickname" is Pete, then that's MY kid.
Hank is the short for Henry, and well I pray to god that Ben is for Benjamin.
And that's it. I just thought it was curious, so if you've got any more names up your sleeves feel free to drop me a line about it. Oh, and I have my own reasoning behind why I think William is not called Will: little kids are brutal and they would run around the school yard calling the small boy Willy for the rest of his life...no one wants to be associated with any male genitalia. So maybe Bill was a good decision after all?

PS: anyone have any blush suggestions for me? jk :)

Love and peace
Fish and chips, cheers!
mischiefmaker

To cleanse or not to cleanse?...that is the question

2010-02-22T17:22:00.000-08:00

So I figure, that before I even say hi I should just jump right in with today's news...which just happens to be about last night's convo. I was up late chatting with my roomie when she saw a segment on the Master Cleanse. And go figures, I just happen to have looked in on that a few months ago during my music festival faze.

Basically you drink lemonade with cayenne and maple syrup for 10 days, pulp and all, and it clears your body, helps you detox and balances your internal pH. WOW. talk about powerful lemonade...did I forget to mention that you also don't eat?

So my roomie's big question was, how long do you think you would shit solid for? and I for one do not want to entertain the idea of shitting solid for centuries nor pooping water. She has a valid point though. If you poop like a waterfall, I guess you've got no system backup...but on the downside, it must suck to have 10 days of diarrhea. And if you poop solid for more than a day, I imagine that means you've got dayyyyyyys worth of literal crap built up in you, that's not exactly my idea of heaven either.

Regardless, she is trying to talk me into doing it with her...just to "SEE" how long we crap solid for. Should I, for the sake of science investigate....tisk tisk...life's challenges and questions. I think I might just stick to some healthy looking probiotics and fiber one cereal.

Either way, seems to me like you could do the same thing by having a weekly "corn check", but if you've tried it, then I welcome a colourful detailed recall of the experience. :)

Cheers
and Good poopin'
Mischiefmaker
PS: I'm saving the "corn check" for another day :) ttfn xo

So what's this I hear about being A-sexual?

2010-02-08T17:31:00.000-08:00

Well,
apparently folks, not only can one be bisexual, homosexual, or heterosexual but you can just be plain old non-sexual. I have no idea who this would apply to but the aspect of just having no sexual desire fascinates me. Wiki defines "asexuality" in people as lacking any sexual desire. My run is, how do you know you have none, or have you just not met anyone worth while? It's really intriguing.

Either way, it got me thinking about amoebas. Like the ones you learnt about back in Highschool biology. Science defined them as asexual reproducers simply because they didn't need to have sex at all, they just duplicated all on their own. I figure, everyone must be a little a-sexual then, because who better to have sex with than with yourself.

That said, I haven't been flicking the bean as much as I should, but maybe that's just too much information. LOL. I personally feel self-sexual exploration can only lead to good things. TRUTH IS: HOW MANY PEOPLE DON'T DO-IT WITH THEMSELVES...EVER....the numbers had to be low.

Regardless, I was just proud to hear about it, and well, thank god for categorization, because how else would we know what we were, huh? >>>hope you detect my sarcastic tone. Either, its new things to think about, and I'd be glad to get any feedback...honestly, it really is amazing....just the thought....

ttfn
tah-tah for now
Mischiefmaker

Hola, buenos d'ass: welcome one and all!

2009-03-09T22:03:00.000-07:00

So hello there,

young readers (young or old, once young at heart)!

"Oh hai".....I have a thing for that annoying lady on the food channel, I'm not sure, her name could be Barbara Jean or something like that, hahahahha. Anywhose just wanted to pay my dues and say hi to everyone. In this little spot of blog ("spotta tea, ole chap?"), I plan to rant on about things that I feel are of importance which means a lot of unimportant things too, the little things in life count, don't they not? So big things, little things, you'll find them all here. And hopefully some of it will have an impact on you, and if not, at least it might make you laugh...so fear not my friends, mischiefmaker is here!

Love always,

Mischiefmaker