So I figure, that before I even say hi I should just jump right in with today's news...which just happens to be about last night's convo. I was up late chatting with my roomie when she saw a segment on the Master Cleanse. And go figures, I just happen to have looked in on that a few months ago during my music festival faze.
Basically you drink lemonade with cayenne and maple syrup for 10 days, pulp and all, and it clears your body, helps you detox and balances your internal pH. WOW. talk about powerful lemonade...did I forget to mention that you also don't eat?
So my roomie's big question was, how long do you think you would shit solid for? and I for one do not want to entertain the idea of shitting solid for centuries nor pooping water. She has a valid point though. If you poop like a waterfall, I guess you've got no system backup...but on the downside, it must suck to have 10 days of diarrhea. And if you poop solid for more than a day, I imagine that means you've got dayyyyyyys worth of literal crap built up in you, that's not exactly my idea of heaven either.
Regardless, she is trying to talk me into doing it with her...just to "SEE" how long we crap solid for. Should I, for the sake of science investigate....tisk tisk...life's challenges and questions. I think I might just stick to some healthy looking probiotics and fiber one cereal.
Either way, seems to me like you could do the same thing by having a weekly "corn check", but if you've tried it, then I welcome a colourful detailed recall of the experience. :)
Cheers
and Good poopin'
Mischiefmaker
PS: I'm saving the "corn check" for another day :) ttfn xo
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